Happy New Year Brothas & Sistas

<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-zQkwRn0QJ92V-VG6LP_ppxy9VJUSJ0woAX2N_qrzScAf8BPlBklX3awbq9zTD5RK3IWcY6Q-AscBvLa266Mj_0hLqxeUEtb8W61Xs61c6DdFsTpxtlGUlwd2EJG7PhMO-M_12NeoY3I/s1600-h/happynew+year.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423670960087588610" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-zQkwRn0QJ92V-VG6LP_ppxy9VJUSJ0woAX2N_qrzScAf8BPlBklX3awbq9zTD5RK3IWcY6Q-AscBvLa266Mj_0hLqxeUEtb8W61Xs61c6DdFsTpxtlGUlwd2EJG7PhMO-M_12NeoY3I/s320/happynew+year.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; width: 320px; float: left; height: 264px;" /></a>Things have been crazy with holiday cheer<br /><br /><br /><div>The Sistas are excited for the up coming year</div><br /><br /><div>Looking forward to church 'cause our wards are so swell</div><br /><br /><div>The holidays brought us new stories to tell</div><br /><br /><div>Our resoulation is to travel to many new places</div><br /><br /><div>We want to meet Mormon and NonMormon faces<br /></div><br /><div>We will visit your ward with our eyes open wide </div><br /><br /><div>So don't think you can trick us or shamefully hide</div><br /><br /><div>Don't try to be proper, no need to be priss<br /></div><br /><div>We're just writing our truths it's as simple as this</div><br /><br /><div>When you see us at church don't act in a fog </div><br /><br /><div>Because you're Afraid to be a topic<br /><br />on our fun-lovin blog!</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>So here's to a New Year of God's truth and no lyin</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>Your Sistas in the Gospel, As Sistas in Zion</div></div>

Happy New Year Brothas & Sistas

Things have been crazy with holiday cheer The Sistas are excited for the up coming year Looking forward to church 'cause our wards are s...

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Foreplay at Church?

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0Kz7kXAt4_SOvlOfvaPlrftbKL9V6P2maHCBqzYkDXElDZ8jZjPhXZ2SWQCpaIg3WzoJW_gkK2-lznIcrII6b_QhnQJOMCavA9KRSpUhixS8Is5bI82gFT_mbwI1wH3kcZrixyewtu8/s1600-h/9.png"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397368298031447666" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0Kz7kXAt4_SOvlOfvaPlrftbKL9V6P2maHCBqzYkDXElDZ8jZjPhXZ2SWQCpaIg3WzoJW_gkK2-lznIcrII6b_QhnQJOMCavA9KRSpUhixS8Is5bI82gFT_mbwI1wH3kcZrixyewtu8/s400/9.png" style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 100px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 100px; CURSOR: hand" /></a> We love all the emails we've been getting, especially about topics you'd like us to blog about. A Sister, who shall remain nameless, asked this question:<br /><br />I am a single adult member of the church and was wondering. Why all the rubbing? I'm always sitting through sacrament meetings watching all the couples rubbing all over each other. Are they trying to make all the single people jealous? We get it, you have someone and we don't. Doesn't all that touching, stroking, rubbing, and whispering <span style="color:#ff99ff;">ignite the flames of romance </span><span style="color:#000000;">(edited to find a more tender word than the one she used, hope you don't mind Sister)</span>? Saw your blog loved it and thought maybe you could answer this question for me?<br /><br />We are working on a response to this Sister's question. What about it? Since we both might be guilty as charged, help us out! Are couples always rubbing each other? Do other singles find this annoying? Do we need more fire extinguishers at church? Is this why Mormons have so many kids?<br /><br />Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myfreecopyright.com/registered_mcn/BT8QW_3GY41_YKT8E" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected"><img alt="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" border="0" height="38" src="http://storage.myfreecopyright.com/mfc_protected.png" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" width="145" /></a>

Foreplay at Church?

We love all the emails we've been getting, especially about topics you'd like us to blog about. A Sister, who shall remain nameless...

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Jerry Springer In Sacrament Meeting

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1B3tYMSOxsDfP44Z2-8PlEy-M8jsf2qc6zEUwuIzHFYWmWRwR1_6Dfw9hcvtU6JHrlIy8N0eRZGg8V_ZtZaRhM5py3O18_w7LCsxRe6untDWDJcqOc2QBkiwoKPzss4ouW5ekpDMCfdw/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397369407991035890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1B3tYMSOxsDfP44Z2-8PlEy-M8jsf2qc6zEUwuIzHFYWmWRwR1_6Dfw9hcvtU6JHrlIy8N0eRZGg8V_ZtZaRhM5py3O18_w7LCsxRe6untDWDJcqOc2QBkiwoKPzss4ouW5ekpDMCfdw/s200/1.jpg" style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 144px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" /></a> Oh Brothers and Sisters, you want to hear embarrassing church stories. So this was during my Jackie Years (you know the female version of a "Jack Mormon"). Before I knew that watching Jerry Springer was against the "Words of Wisdom"(or at least it should be).<br /><br />Jerry Springer was my favorite pass time. I watched Jerry while I cleaned. Jerry was my company when I cooked dinner. Pretty much when my wonderful hubby was working, Jerry was the man of the house. My husband had warned me about watching the Jerry Springer Show...Especially in front of our 8 children. I even refused to acknowledge my Jerry addiction when the sisters in Relief Society warned against the dangers of watching such crud. Telling myself that "if it were really an issue the "Brethren" would address the issue (they never did).<br /><br />Any who, I didn't think that applied to my 18 month old who's brain was developing daily and she was learning faster then Jerry and I could teach her. I had convinced my husband that I had broken up with Jerry, and that my 18 month old and I had been spending the day watching Barney and educational videos.<br /><br />However little did we (hubby,and I) know that my secret would soon be out. Imagine this brotha's and sista's...Oops, I do mean brother's and sister's. Sitting in Sacrament Meeting waiting for the Sacrament... My baby raises her hands over her head, starts pumping her fists up and down, and chanting "Eerry, Eerry, Eerry,". Realizing what she was saying I quickly tried to quiet her, as I was reaching for my 18 month old, my husband, bishop, and a few others quickly glanced over in my direction. Making eye contact with my husband, I said "what, it's from a long time ago" (can't remember if I ever repented for that lie, for sure on my list of to do's). He just gave me one of those looks that said it all. I knew, that he knew, that I hadn't really broken up with Jerry. What was I to do, except hold my head up and act normal. The thought that kept going through my head was "never let 'em see you sweat".<br /><br />After Sacrament, the Bishop asked, what she was chanting with a sly smirk on his face... My only reply was " I don't know, hubby had her all day yesterday". Again, not sure I ever got that cleared up. (How late is too late to repent?). Anyway, grateful for three things in this story, a child that probably could have used some speech therapy. A Bishop that was young and had a sense of humor, and God blessing me with some color, so that when I get embarrassed I don't turn bright red, instead I get a nice shade of purple... Amen!<br /><br />P.S. I can honestly say I've had 11 yrs of Jerry Springer Sobriety!!<br /><br />Thank you so much for sharing your most embarrassing chapel stories, keep them coming! We love sharing the Spirit and Sharing our silly moments with our brothers and sisters! It makes us all feel "Blessed and Highly Favored!!"<br /><br />God Speed,<br />Sista Beehive<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myfreecopyright.com/registered_mcn/BT8QW_3GY41_YKT8E" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected"><img alt="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" border="0" height="38" src="http://storage.myfreecopyright.com/mfc_protected.png" title="Copyright Protected" width="145" /></a>

Jerry Springer In Sacrament Meeting

Oh Brothers and Sisters, you want to hear embarrassing church stories. So this was during my Jackie Years (you know the female version of a...

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