Foreplay at Church?

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0Kz7kXAt4_SOvlOfvaPlrftbKL9V6P2maHCBqzYkDXElDZ8jZjPhXZ2SWQCpaIg3WzoJW_gkK2-lznIcrII6b_QhnQJOMCavA9KRSpUhixS8Is5bI82gFT_mbwI1wH3kcZrixyewtu8/s1600-h/9.png"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397368298031447666" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0Kz7kXAt4_SOvlOfvaPlrftbKL9V6P2maHCBqzYkDXElDZ8jZjPhXZ2SWQCpaIg3WzoJW_gkK2-lznIcrII6b_QhnQJOMCavA9KRSpUhixS8Is5bI82gFT_mbwI1wH3kcZrixyewtu8/s400/9.png" style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 100px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 100px; CURSOR: hand" /></a> We love all the emails we've been getting, especially about topics you'd like us to blog about. A Sister, who shall remain nameless, asked this question:<br /><br />I am a single adult member of the church and was wondering. Why all the rubbing? I'm always sitting through sacrament meetings watching all the couples rubbing all over each other. Are they trying to make all the single people jealous? We get it, you have someone and we don't. Doesn't all that touching, stroking, rubbing, and whispering <span style="color:#ff99ff;">ignite the flames of romance </span><span style="color:#000000;">(edited to find a more tender word than the one she used, hope you don't mind Sister)</span>? Saw your blog loved it and thought maybe you could answer this question for me?<br /><br />We are working on a response to this Sister's question. What about it? Since we both might be guilty as charged, help us out! Are couples always rubbing each other? Do other singles find this annoying? Do we need more fire extinguishers at church? Is this why Mormons have so many kids?<br /><br />Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myfreecopyright.com/registered_mcn/BT8QW_3GY41_YKT8E" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected"><img alt="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" border="0" height="38" src="http://storage.myfreecopyright.com/mfc_protected.png" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" width="145" /></a>

Foreplay at Church?

We love all the emails we've been getting, especially about topics you'd like us to blog about. A Sister, who shall remain nameless...

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