Sistas in Zion's The Mormon Bachelor Breakdown Week 2

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoFTFMi0hLrfsHAC2CCqXwi3GDI605tqSGkG-OACJEg82tOeRIF2-JDZcPgAH-juRoklLp8bGD6h5qlgKB0nBQp3evAJWuXU-kTU7y8kZR9934OtHBkUFFSmJtRmqmELxIcoWMFfZ4Mq4/s1600/The+Mormon+Bachelor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoFTFMi0hLrfsHAC2CCqXwi3GDI605tqSGkG-OACJEg82tOeRIF2-JDZcPgAH-juRoklLp8bGD6h5qlgKB0nBQp3evAJWuXU-kTU7y8kZR9934OtHBkUFFSmJtRmqmELxIcoWMFfZ4Mq4/s1600/The+Mormon+Bachelor.jpg" /></a></div>We're breaking down week two of <a href="http://themormonbachelor.com/" target="_blank">The Mormon Bachelor</a>.    Nobody asked our opinion, but we're gonna tell you what we think anyway. Here we go now!<br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJtaxDLyKh1YkvUp6k2Rh_F1v3AV9JlLhXsSgcqL6gBHlDR0_infIGB8oJvOZ-o2-hX2FYjf4o8kN1_NRXs41aPpKWh2egi_QFTPA0R54BNafwG0Gn-dXEcROj8wTWgE78GUuCU8B68U/s1600/cakesmash.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="132" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJtaxDLyKh1YkvUp6k2Rh_F1v3AV9JlLhXsSgcqL6gBHlDR0_infIGB8oJvOZ-o2-hX2FYjf4o8kN1_NRXs41aPpKWh2egi_QFTPA0R54BNafwG0Gn-dXEcROj8wTWgE78GUuCU8B68U/s200/cakesmash.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 4: SMASHING</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-4-courtney-childress.html" target="_blank">Courtney Childress - Date 4:</a><br />What's better than a date that starts off with Chris doing the cabbage patch dance at the front door? Umm, nothing! Now Courtney, the Sistas are gonna help you read between the lines. Random dancing means that you have a fun -loving, easy-going guy, but expect the wedding video to end up on YouTube with a title like; Crazy Mormon Wedding First Dance. On the way to their paddle boarding date Chris talked about Courtney falling off the paddle board or maybe even throwing her off the paddle board. This could be Chris' <a href="http://www.sistasinzion.com/2012/07/sistas-in-zions-mormon-bachelor.html" target="_blank">damsel in distress</a> fantasy manifesting itself again. Between the lines it says your guy doesn't mind seeing you get a little rough and tumble, but Courtney hope you don't mind a little frosting in your hair. Cause it also means that dude is probably the type that will smash the wedding cake in your face on the big day. <span style="background-color: white;">There was a little awkward moment where Chris was talking about about college dorms and Courtney's eyes started to glaze over, but don't worry ya'll, she came back to life. At the end of the date Courtney said that if Chris had tried to kiss her she would have taken the kiss cause she's not very sly at rejecting kisses. Courtney, you gotta learn how to turn your head, cause now that the whole world knows that you can't reject kisses, every boy in your singles ward is about to test it out.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white;"><br /></span><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT1WHpbsBO884uOyl9gMkeyHUxzgnkLUOWEBqvgVvjaaciP1wj-Bj8pFq-tpGtEs5syYkGDwsQTO6rczm6QFQKlayMEvSFSn6HZ48cTw2FrNo4RL35O1x6MLpvmw3GTkYKQrAz7dU3rc4/s1600/fast-and-furious.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="144" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT1WHpbsBO884uOyl9gMkeyHUxzgnkLUOWEBqvgVvjaaciP1wj-Bj8pFq-tpGtEs5syYkGDwsQTO6rczm6QFQKlayMEvSFSn6HZ48cTw2FrNo4RL35O1x6MLpvmw3GTkYKQrAz7dU3rc4/s200/fast-and-furious.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 5: FAST & FURIOUS</td></tr></tbody></table><span style="background-color: white;"><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-5-sharla-klimt.html" target="_blank">Sharla Klimt - Date 5:</a> Three words: FAST AND FURIOUS. When the door opened, Chris was in a relationship and he didn't even know it. The hug was a long lingering one that went immediately to waist holding then right to hand holding. If a girl wears white jeans (which she looked fabulous in) on a first date, to go sit on the grass, she is bold. Sharla is not shy, she got her flirt on, and Chris was loving every minute of it. On the car ride over Sharla realized that she and Chris are the same. She thought that he was younger than her and that she was going be 'cougarin' on him. Some Mormons don't know, but in the real world a 'cougar' has nothing to do with BYU, it's an older woman who dates younger men. Technically Sharla is too young to be a cougar, she would be considered a 'puma' until about age 35, then after that she's a 'panther' and  around age 40 is where you hit cougar status. The coupledom continued with hand holding, sitting real close, and dance-cuddling. Ya'll know that Mormon rule about dancing far enough away from your partner that you can fit a Book of Mormon between you? Well we doubt you could have even slipped a New Era magazine between these two. Unlike Courtney's date, when Chris talked about college Sharla's eyes lit up and she used it as an opportunity to scoot closer. The goodbye hug on the doorstep was longer, tighter, and closer than the hello hug. And Sharla is the first TMB lady to score a goodnight kiss on the cheek from bachelor Chris! All that move making definitely earned Sharla a second date, but the episode ended with Sharla seeming unsure if she wants a second date with Chris. We're calling creative editing, but who knows, maybe Sharla prefers younger men, or maybe she was a little disappointed with a kiss on the cheek, she did put a lot of energy into wooing him. Chris has said he's not a first date kisser, so a kiss on the cheek is a big deal girl!</span><br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6EjSV2OJXw-I1zdQgsEHbLmPSIq6H4Cd3yuFUEmH1w3GU5Pst1rUn_JZjEPu8iQPm7DS8zoqf6WK0ck13Ru2gJSiLmpNvcvDpWfcc188FfbBclww49LIJK0d082OLfJhyiNeuHTX8Qhg/s1600/bromance-logo2.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6EjSV2OJXw-I1zdQgsEHbLmPSIq6H4Cd3yuFUEmH1w3GU5Pst1rUn_JZjEPu8iQPm7DS8zoqf6WK0ck13Ru2gJSiLmpNvcvDpWfcc188FfbBclww49LIJK0d082OLfJhyiNeuHTX8Qhg/s1600/bromance-logo2.jpeg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 6: BROMANCE</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-6-kent-tuttle.html" target="_blank">Kent Tuttle - Date 6:</a> Chris got stood up by date No. 6, TMB didn't tell us who she is and we hope it's not <a href="http://www.sistasinzion.com/2012/07/sistas-in-zions-mormon-bachelor.html" target="_blank">Salina aka Lady Kanye</a> because we are excited to hear about her first time on a plane. When Chris got to the door his friend Kent surprised him as his date. Kent Tuttle's name should be familiar to everyone because he is who was supposed to be this season's bachelor, but then he accidentally fell in love with a girl who was not on the show. Well he's Chris' roommate and BFF. No lingering hugs for this date, but they did do this handshake thing that looked like a BYU approved version of patty-cake. Chris and Kent talked about what's going on with them and we find out that Chris has a little trouble keeping the TMB ladies straight. He sent a text message to the wrong girl and got caught. It's understandable though, Chris is juggling more women than the guy on <i>Sister Wives. </i>Kent talked some about his choice to leave TMB and pursue his relationship with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/CarlieStylez" target="_blank">Carlie</a>. Kent says he is on cloud 9 and absolutely made the right decision and describes them as a 'power couple.' Kent seems to be a man in love and since we're having fun watching Chris, we're happy with the way things turned out too. Chris talked about speaking frankly about the girls he is attracted to on the show and we commend him for his honesty. He expounded on the the <a href="http://www.sistasinzion.com/2012/07/sistas-in-zions-mormon-bachelor.html" target="_blank">Jessica</a> issue and hopefully it is put to bed now. (At least until the reunion show, which the Sistas have nominated themselves to host.) It was a nice change seeing Chris just being one of the guys.<br /><br />Question: When dating is it cool for the lady to make the moves?<br /><br />God is Great,<br />Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel

Sistas in Zion's The Mormon Bachelor Breakdown Week 2

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Sistas in Zion's The Mormon Bachelor Breakdown Week 1

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWjF8yCAaAXIoYBMa5pkt2iG0bOjvWuTBGPJyiSILxnPUVfkESFzBHbyr0TsGyCGL8CwSDCQhTAJuHXudwpKUNIzqRVmwtvKHJZVn5JvJJqP16RU2yWnUqzhNYQFZTzm-n35MV7DP1QYg/s1600/The+Mormon+Bachelor.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="73" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWjF8yCAaAXIoYBMa5pkt2iG0bOjvWuTBGPJyiSILxnPUVfkESFzBHbyr0TsGyCGL8CwSDCQhTAJuHXudwpKUNIzqRVmwtvKHJZVn5JvJJqP16RU2yWnUqzhNYQFZTzm-n35MV7DP1QYg/s200/The+Mormon+Bachelor.jpeg" width="200" /></a></div>Ok peeps we're just gonna go ahead and out ourselves as <i><a href="http://themormonbachelor.com/" target="_blank">The Mormon Bachelor</a></i> superfans. If you're not watchin', start watchin'. This is our recap of TMB: Week 1. We're breakin' it down Sistas style and keepin' it realz, here we go now!<br /><br />So in the <a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/season-4-premiere-is-here.html" target="_blank">premiere</a> we were introduced to four of the ladies who will be vying for Chris' eternal heart. The two that stood out to us were Natasha, she seems fierce ya'll, does roller derby and err thang, she will take Chris out if he don't treat her right. Now we also met Salina who is a sweet hometown girl. Salina said she had never been on a plane before, which reminded us of Ellie Mae from <i>Kanye's Work Out  Plan</i>. In Kanye West's song Ellie Mae is a girl that before doing his work out plan had never "rode a plane." (If ya'll go look up the song make sure you're listening to the edited version umm-kay!) The Sistas loving call Salina, Lady Kanye, we haven't seen her date yet, but we can't wait.<br /><br />Now on to the dates that we've seen:<br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj5eYJczWPjRYS43F-HjoO_v62h0I4Agh7h4AAfxkb-1aQsnI5xSQ-K6zvNrrtUOcgYhRI3hbAcLz3Lq1HLd1b0yPut_2Pzpo-b8IicDpKyU49g8DfDTpXBikuzQ-wUxT8gneTQuh4uZE/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj5eYJczWPjRYS43F-HjoO_v62h0I4Agh7h4AAfxkb-1aQsnI5xSQ-K6zvNrrtUOcgYhRI3hbAcLz3Lq1HLd1b0yPut_2Pzpo-b8IicDpKyU49g8DfDTpXBikuzQ-wUxT8gneTQuh4uZE/s200/2.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 1: TOUCHY-FEELY</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-1-tiffany-migdat.html" target="_blank">Tiffany Migdat - Date 1:</a> We <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/sistasinzion/2012/07/01/single-saints--mormon-bachelor-mormon-singles" target="_blank">meet Tiffany on Sistas in Zion Radio</a>, so we've got a soft spot for this girl with the bright smile. On their date you could see the chemistry. Chris was always touching her and putting his arm around her. Now Chris claims that he was putting his arm around her because she was nervous, but she didn't look so nervous that she was gonna fall over, so we think that all that touchin' and such was cause, well, he wanted to touch her. She seems like a girl that wears lotion and so her skin is probably soft. Please don't go getting the wrong idea though, all of Chris' touching was G-rated and <a href="https://www.lds.org/youth/for-the-strength-of-youth?lang=eng" target="_blank">For-The-Strength-of-The-Youth</a>-handbook  appropriate, he was a gentleman, we're just saying we're not buying the "because she was nervous" act. At the end of the episode Chris said that Tiffany seems high-maintenance. Chris, don't let a little maintenance scare you, Mormon Temples get closed for a few weeks every year for maintenance, so what's wrong if Tiffany treats her body like the temple it is? No man with a J-O-B should be scared if his girl likes to treat herself with a little T-L-C.<br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRvADxhIMfhL4r-6jfwWyLavH1aNozPpH6tZaFqf38Lc5EVJEaj0oPuz0h8azF0lm7Fe08mTo8QG1_MSYZHEnXHFfSNbnj-9UMfm43MVPDSj7D-EwkoEa3vANFaa1xXevFWFvNakki9V8/s1600/3.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRvADxhIMfhL4r-6jfwWyLavH1aNozPpH6tZaFqf38Lc5EVJEaj0oPuz0h8azF0lm7Fe08mTo8QG1_MSYZHEnXHFfSNbnj-9UMfm43MVPDSj7D-EwkoEa3vANFaa1xXevFWFvNakki9V8/s200/3.gif" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 2: BIG GIRLS DO CRY</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-2-jessica-bradley.html" target="_blank">Jessica Bradley - Date 2:</a> Jessica is an event planner and Justin Beiber fan, ya'll know that could lead to one fantabulous meticulously-planned-Beiber-fever themed wedding. We'll jump right to the hubbub, at the end of the date Chris did not call Jessica a "sweet spirit," but did say that he was not physically attracted to Jessica. Kuddos to Chris for being honest, no girl wants to be strung along, but that doesn't take away the sting. Watching it was a cringe worthy moment for the Sistas, and Jessica later said that seeing it herself made her cry, you can read what Jessica had to say <a href="http://theebergdorfbrunette.blogspot.com/2012/07/throw-your-sticks-and-your-stones.html" target="_blank">here</a>. Not to mention people took to the <a href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2716790518921319695&postID=1363904012752710717&isPopup=true" target="_blank">comments section</a> of TMB in droves to give their opinion of Chris' opinion of Jessica. Having <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/sistasinzion/2012/07/01/single-saints--mormon-bachelor-mormon-singles" target="_blank">met Chris on Sistas in Zion Radio</a> we must say that he was a gentleman and does not seem the type that's into making girls cry. So our synopsis is that the let-her-down-gently department of Chris' swagger could use a little more finesse and that his tears-inducing-statement was not meant to be such. The Sistas are still rooting for Chris to find true love, after all nobody is perfect and he too, like Jessica, is brave enough to let the world see him date. That's reality tv people, the good and the bad.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1m8mKS7jVKoCZ-IUg4Plpst1RC1PjyVaqU5kdUNr4oHh4xZyxQV1icSxxHtXQst_YQTysSAqm2v63CH8LfujKF725NWHN6sq3EUJNW0R9FTHdjG1GoMH7Ofzi-BRLYSv4WQM11WFwSos/s1600/6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="133" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1m8mKS7jVKoCZ-IUg4Plpst1RC1PjyVaqU5kdUNr4oHh4xZyxQV1icSxxHtXQst_YQTysSAqm2v63CH8LfujKF725NWHN6sq3EUJNW0R9FTHdjG1GoMH7Ofzi-BRLYSv4WQM11WFwSos/s200/6.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">DATE 3: DAMSEL IN DISTRESS</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.themormonbachelorette.com/2012/07/date-3-danielle-morgan.html" target="_blank">Danielle Morgan - Date 3:</a> Danielle might be our sista from another mista because she seems to love to laugh as much as we do. This date changed it up a little because Chris said that he was the one that was nervous. However he must not have been too nervous because he didn't ask Danielle to put her arm around him as he did for Tiffany when she was "nervous." Chris said that one of his favorite parts of the date was when Danielle was afraid of the snakes on the pier. He said in his post date blog post, " I like it when girls squeal and get uncomfortable after a date." Sounds like Chris might have a thing for damsels in distress. Chris how far distressed are you looking for, a girl that grabs onto you in a scary movie distressed or a girl that needs help getting the light bill paid distressed? In any case we think that Danielle will be getting a second date. PS: There is a rumor that there is some footage floating around of a random dance outburst by Chris that occurred on this date....TMB ya'll know ya'll need to release that asap!<br /><br />So that's the Sista's week one breakdown and as you can see even though there are no hot tub scenes and make-out sessions like the other bachelor show, even The Mormon Bachelor comes with a little drama.<br /><br />Questions: When it comes to dating is there such a thing as being too honest? Because Chris is Mormon is the public more critical of him than they would be a non-LDS reality tv bachelor? Would you go on a reality show to find true love?<br /><br />God is Love,<br />Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel

Sistas in Zion's The Mormon Bachelor Breakdown Week 1

Ok peeps we're just gonna go ahead and out ourselves as The Mormon Bachelor superfans. If you're not watchin', start watchin...

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Don't Make Us Do the Sheri Dew

Ok guys, I hate to pick on you, but you make yourselves such easy targets. I don’t know what it is, but some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard come from Mormon men. Maybe it’s because they don’t drink, does drinking give you swagger? Every time I hear “My <a href="http://mi.byu.edu/publications/jbms/?vol=3&num=2&id=59">Liahona</a> is pointing at you?” I throw up in my mouth, just a little. Come on are you serious, and that doesn’t even sound right. If the ratio of men to women at BYU weren’t 5 women for every 1 man, no one would be getting hitched. <br /><br />MoMen you have seriously got to find some swagger and find it fast! LDS women are getting savvy. We’re not supposed to drink caffeine, but we know how to DO THE DEW!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398102327930927490" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAjJLBvWuiFfkW-N53DFJfN75pFznv-4wYToEb1r8hDefiiclKkAigbfCfJO3ERcOy2trJJAQu5I1eDsRRrB0r7GcbiZz1nqyZg2XvPoZh-ZRK2dS9d9nZAn69pkAQ1yWs3wtDgBvzAM0/s200/1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 200px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 142px;" /><a href="http://deseretbook.com/auth/14/Sheri_L_Dew">Sheri L. Dew</a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">In 2003, she was described as <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">“the most prominent single LDS woman right now”.<br /></div><br /><div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnx1pwhSqghqvZyGkEVtGbtKZXJ5F2LulIkFe5GDQIQz6iZrq_DWcf7YOrBPqoYpUMqfekcIjTP3-WMC9u5Uel0on2ybgdcpWodSLybdx0nwTEFW87rE9xOSRx0S6hr3Xliek_InHXOTk/s1600-h/1.jpg"></a><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398102335575309026" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLbbPW3wZdiKPR59KFK2gOPw3TKz7fT3QBBJ8ZFJLr6fvooJgp12cl1Cg09t_XhPFREjKypPiDPOsj_5WCZSdV-_plVj61LGT1OCkQ2Q6GD8hj3FWofcI27sN6LX7eGMPy8Osjqm-NVOw/s200/2.jpg" style="display: block; height: 146px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 200px;" />Now this is a Sista who is not having it, those rusty pick lines are not working on her. She can do bad all by herself. <br /><br />Look boys, going on a <a href="http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basic-beliefs/membership-in-christ-s-church/missionary-work?gclid=CL2U9amE450CFRhfagodNTyx3g">Mission</a> is nice and all, but I don’t care how cool you thought those clothes were two years ago, they are not in style anymore. Step your game up Brothas! Stop going to dances and saying how grateful you are for <a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/gs/h/9">Martin Harris</a>, cause if it weren’t for him we would be <a href="http://lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?hideNav=1&locale=0&sourceId=9bbb0f9856c20110VgnVCM100000176f620a____&vgnextoid=e36d5f74db46c010VgnVCM1000004d82620aRCRD">116 pages</a> further apart. Stop telling us you found a way for women to hold the priesthood, and then trying to get us to hug you.<br /><div><br />Now ladies, you know why they keep doing it? Cause some of ya’ll are giggling and acting like it’s cute. STOP! That’s why you end up married for 10 years and your man is still wearing his <a href="http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basic-beliefs/glossary/glossary-definition/missionary">Missionary</a> suit.<br /><br />Ok guys, so you have now been officially schooled. We don’t want to hear it! D<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6CdxNVKFZFOCpaiS6_uXcsMcQihqjkosBbniIoZvMr10Li81SinJrxqo_Li4SuXl9wc4Ni5ibkag2AYwogXIRrARQLh9NTF47ExrpBrAHH3GwMDBttVwoDCC1iwom8WUq-0kS0gkP3SQ/s1600-h/1.jpg"></a>on’t tell us you recognize our name from your patriarchal blessing, that when you came to church you knew you would feel the spirit, but you didn’t know you would see an angel. We don’t want the gift of tongues bestowed upon us, and yes we do obey the <br /><a href="http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basic-beliefs/glossary/glossary-definition/word-of-wisdom">Word of Wisdom</a> even though we are SMOKING…Hot.<br /></div><br />And Sistas, next time a fella steps to you and says some crazy ish like “If our bodies are a temple, where can I get a recommend to yours?” You better tell that fool he ain’t worthy!<br /><br />What are the worst pick up lines you've heard? MoMen don't be shy, which ones have you used? Are any of these lines actually working? Are you an RM who still wears their pre-Mission clothes? How long can a Missionary suit last?<br /><br /><div></div>Sista Laurel<br /><div></div><br /><a href="http://www.myfreecopyright.com/registered_mcn/BT8QW_3GY41_YKT8E" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected"><img alt="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" border="0" height="38" src="http://storage.myfreecopyright.com/mfc_protected.png" title="MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected" width="145" /></a>

Don't Make Us Do the Sheri Dew

Ok guys, I hate to pick on you, but you make yourselves such easy targets. I don’t know what it is, but some of the worst pick up lines I ha...

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